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Mummy was a society beauty. Aristo German Male style almost always includes a Thomas Pink shirt, designer jeans and tweed jacket.

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You will be stranded in a dusty Hell, furnished in Biedermeier kitsch.

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Distinguishing marks: Adonis-like hairless, perma-tanned body. Over-use of gel in dyed hair with mussed bed-head being particular popular at the moment. Should he be into bicycles, note the full-body, neon cycling uniform he dons whenever going out for a Me.

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Intellectual German Male whiles away time by writing books, reading esoteric academic papers, starting discussions about German philosophers while smoking strong French cigarettes, drinking espresso, reading the Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung and eyeing mne diaphanous, high-cheek-boned French women. Watching obscure French films.

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Distinguishing marks: Organic German Males usually have big troubled eyes the planet is dying, you know. He may also have dreadlocks and often wears a scarf even when the sun is shining. Habitat: Look for Organic German Male in organic supermarkets by Mail order brides 1800s Tofu and at anti-fur or anti-America demonstrations. Men looking at men

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Distinguishing marks: Unwashed and unshaven.

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